partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)
NO
IT CANNOT END THERE NO
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US
NO SERIOUSLY WHY
I CANNOT LIVE FOR 4 MONTHS WITH THAT CLIFFHANGER
news from the supernatural fandom
thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:
Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.
1912 to 1922.
The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.
He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.
holy shit
And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.
still no oscar
Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.
“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
#its funny how many of these you find when you start looking for them #and by funny i mean i spend half of the time underneath my desk crying
the only reason batman is so popular is because he has the best villains
false
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED
A THOUSAND MILES TO FIND OUT THAT HIS BROTHER NEVER LOOKED FOR HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE
The Walking Dean
#making my way down town #walking fast #hell is past #and i’m bowlegged