May 2013
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clubpenguln:
a haiku about my life
i like you a lot
a whole whole whole whole whole lot
now i am crying
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m-oonblaze:
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
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setting realistic goals for my future
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waitinforthebus:
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
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run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
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ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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Fact #585
classicwhofacts:
Clara can actually be glimpsed in Classic Who, and her existence was a plan since the show started. For instance, in one incarnation, she manifested as a jelly baby because this was necessary to save the Doctor, and can be seen if one looks closely at Tom Baker’s hand.
jinn0uchi:
the-hatred-machine:
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
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snorlaxatives:
my favorite mythical creature is nice people
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dippingswordsinmetaphors:
you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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hollybethan:
princess—tveit:
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
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krejcithegoon:
sarahxhockey:
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of...
jadehariey:
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
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justxlosersxlikexme:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
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