"Don’t worry human, I will tunnel us to safety!" [x]
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
1000% of women agree.
I am woman and I can confirm this
so when ned and catelyn were reunited after robert’s rebellion she was like “i have a surprise for you… it’s a baby!” and ned pulled jon out and was like “no way! me too! crazy right”
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
Tyler Hoechlin being super adorable (✿◠‿◠)
my drug dealer cracks me up
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
Looks like Hans has been making sandwiches.
guess he’s finishing other people’s sandwiches now